Always Gets Lost - Greeting Card
"She always gets lost in whatever she does."
Betsy - Greeting Card
Sometimes, Betsy cannot resist letting it all out and succumbing to the intense joys of spring!
Carolyn - Greeting Card
Carolyn was definitely not an active member of Jewelry Anonymous.
Connie & Steve - Greeting Card
Connie and Steve have an excitingly magnificent cat which likes to be curled up into a ball and have Steve roll him down the hall. But it seemed that overnight, on a Tuesday, he became so huge that Connie had to help them play the game. (Which explains why Connie has an occasional back ache.)
This is an absolutely true story. Only the name of the cat is changed to protect the owners.
Dance of Fire - Greeting Card
Once a year, if the time is right, Manuel de Falla's "Dance of Fire" is done, but only locally.
Elaine - Greeting Card
Elaine had gone to every exclusive sunglass store for the ultimate in proper wear for the eagerly awaited Rock Garden Tea Party, which, unfortunately was held while she was figuring out how to show off her sunglasses.
After that sad occasion, Elaine never wore sunglasses again.
Elizabeth - Greeting Card
Elizabeth won several prizes in grade school for her "straight as a rod" posture, so it was only natural that she would be chosen to model the most difficult hat in the International Fashion Show.
Genevieve - Greeting Card
After great effort and a long time learning the cutting edge of fashion, Genevieve carefully dressed herself, her dog and adorable guinea pig, and then elegantly strolled up and down the Mall so that everyone could admire them.
Hague - Greeting Card
When Hague finally got caught by one of his world-famous practical jokes, he was amazed that it wasn't as bad as he thought it would be.
Jo Ann - Greeting Card
Jo Ann, who was known worldwide for her exquisite enamels of sheep, was extremely frustrated that she could never count her sheep without falling asleep.
Lucia - Greeting Card
Lucia's hat was the Catch of the Day.
Mary Ann - Greeting Card
Mary Ann had no idea how absolutely refreshing the real "natural scene" could actually be.
Nature Lover - Greeting Card
Picture of a nature lover, who, after smelling violets all day, falls by the wayside with sunstroke.
Oh Darn - Greeting Card
"Oh, darn, not again!"
Oooh, Henry - Greeting Card
"Oooh, Henry. You are so romantic!"
Root Beer - Greeting Card
A very tasty picture from the National Archives on the important "History of the Root Beer Soda".
Sam - Greeting Card
The moment that Sam was aware that John had never noticed him, he sweetly offered to carry him over an inconvenient puddle. Several observers thought that it wasn't such a good idea.
Spaghetti - Greeting Card
Beautifully coiffed young lady in an imported French gown eating spaghetti at an important After Sunday School Get-together.
Tim - Greeting Card
Tim was incredibly brilliant and wore spectacularly beautiful sweaters. But no one had any idea how amazingly talented his toes were and that he knitted his best sweaters while he was in the bathtub.
Unfortunately, it took years before Tim knew he needed to use waterproof yarn.
Waltz - Greeting Card
The heady tingle of finally discovering how to do the waltz professionally.